in other news i just finished the 1st season of buffy

and basically she is literally me except with more kung-fu skills

2 notes #brb gotta take martial arts so i can start slaying vampires #wITH ONE LINERS OOOOOH


i call myself ugly a lot but i was looking through some pics of me from middle and high school and i think i have to pray and gives thanks to the lord jesus christ b/c compared to before i have improved 200% hallelujah

And now all the kids who picked on me, made my life hell and called me ugly now want some b/c their dicks are hard and their vaginas are wet and i’m like “do you actually think you could get this??? ahahahahhhhaaaahaha fuck off” :’)

i have gained attractiveness and power. It would have sucked to peak in middle or high school c’:

and i seem to be reverse aging… I looked older before?????????? I USED TO LOOK 15 NOW I LOOK 10??

23 notes #YOU ARE THE CUTEST HUMAN BEING IVE EVER SEEN #reasons why i wanna try pink hair one day


don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind

don’t use them for their generosity

and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice

good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded

treat these people well because they’ve certainly given you the same respect (and then some)

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“Grandpa stop flexing at the dinner table.”
— a thing i didn’t think i’d have to say in my life but did  (via ulquiorracifer)

(Source: fwips)

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people trying to instigate fights with me on facebook over literally nothing